Flintlock Rifle Misfires During Show

Gun safety was just as important in the old days as it is today, as this lady's failed firing attempt demonstrates.

Leaping from a helicopter on to the back of a sword fish then riding him like some kind of aquatic bucking bronco might sound cool, but to do it you have to be certifiably insane. You also require balls of steel.

Heard about that new Mel Gibson movie where he projects his demons through a beaver puppet? It looks terrible and weird, and here's the inevitable recut of the trailer with his crazed rantings that we all knew was coming.

Ever wanted to hear Mitt Romney talk a load of complete bullcrap? Well, more than normal at least? Here he is overdubbed by questionably talented lip readers. These may or may not be the things he was actually saying...

Meat Loaf would do anything for love but he certainly wont do anymore bad food from the missus !

Having a six-pack is essential if you want to pick up shallow, vacuous ladies. Having one that does this kind of nonsense is never essential. Unless you want to baffle medical science and gross out your friends.

Twice as rad as inlet surfing, and still half as radical as real surfing. OMG

A truly momentous occasion that, really, warrants an international holiday. So we could all be at home getting handjobs; men and women, all creeds and colours, rich and poor, tall and short, ugly and beautiful.

Run for the hills…….THEY ARE COMMING!!!! And if fat men’s bellies aren’t your thing, there’s always the slender femmes in bikinis to help you over that trauma. Total and absolute WTF!?! territory stuff here!

In a bold attempt to prove that advertisers have absolutely zero imagination, these guys have decided to sell a drain cleaning agent using sex. If you scrape the bottom of the barrel long enough, it's all you can achieve.

Every child wanted to be an astronaut - Now you can realize that dream by WINNING a FREE trip to SPACE. Imagine it! Time is ticking, so get playing to win!