Only The DEAD!

Kids, they are humanities last hope, lets hope they work hard and play HARDER! I really hope my children grow up to be as awesome as this.

You know you're a total geek if your loved ones get you a cake like this for your birthday and you actually compile it to make sure it's correct!

You can just tell his whole life story by looking at this picture - I'll bet he is the hardest guy in the whole trailer park!

This serves as a reminder never to let your big brother help you build your train set. Seriously, he has an ulterior motive and will probably post pics of you and the Wiener Express on facebook.

The 1960s Spider-Man of cartoon fame was a superfly, uber-cool badass. Well, at least he is when you look at it from a 21st internet culture perspective and put some white lettering over the top to make with the megalolz.

So you're driving along and you need some service, not your car, you. What's that up ahead? Looks like it's a self-service station for guys. Wouldn't want sloppy seconds though.

Om nom nom nom! Yes folks, the lolcats meme is officially over now that the little feller finally got his cheeseburger! Maybe now he will go for some grammar lessons.

Because nothing helps to get rid of a headache like a meat truncheon enthusiastically jabbing bruises into your thighs and back.

She's the adult entertainer who's been banged more times than a Mongolian battle drum. Who's eaten more meat than Fatty Arbuckle. But she's tried to reach over to the cultured side and act in art movies. So, you mad?

You know when you just have to send that text message - It looks like this was one of those times.

I dunno, he kinda looks like a cock-smoking, noob-tubing faggot to me. If he's sitting in front of an xbox with a headset on, he's obviously just asking to be verbally abused...