Jet Ski Loading Goes Bad

Double Whammy! Dad's a goner, and the rental rates increase if you return the jet ski to the company's Watery Grave location - Sometimes it's just not your day, so don't fight it :(

I love it when beautiful people get owned - I don't think she was expecting this..-LOL

Wow, this guy is amazing! David Blane or Chris Angel couldn't hold a candle to the illusionary powers this man has! It's purely magic!

It seems like every celebrity on the planet has filmed themselves dunking a bucket of ice over their head, but no one does it as brilliantly as Chris Pratt, who surely wins prize of coolest ice bucket challenge yet.

If there was any video worthy of being passed on it's this one! And while you're at it. Help take back our Country!! Stop saying how bad things are and do something about it. You do have a voice, just find it!

I wish I could take a trip with a beautiful Italian girl on television. It's corny, but i'd be there to give her the kiss of life, if needed?

Obviously he doesn’t come across as quite so threatening, but it does mean he’ll be able to say things like “Oh, be-haaayyy-ve” and throw in innuendos about purple lightsabers at every opportunity.

It's a flying machine and it's spherical. That might sounds a bit stupid but that means it's good for traffic and parking is a breeze to boot! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

This train/plane/wtf? can get you from New York to LA in 45 minutes, but don't bring any luggage or worry about a boarding pass. And by the way, if you're wondering who the pilot is: Chuck Norris.

Uh... sounds like Eli forgot what to say. - LOL

Clearly some of these people are mentally unstable but there is one douchebag who puts his hand in a bin to find a napkin to wipe his mouth with. Thats just moronic.