Epic High-Kicking Soccer Catfight

They all deserve red cards. Not for fighting, of course, but for not ripping their shirts off Brandy Chastain-style before they started kicking each other. Still, it's the best match i've watched during the World Cup :)

Men! Women! LOL! This jerk-off knows what I’m talking a bout, she’s telling it like it is, that men can be bought and sold like commodities on an open market,, then move on to the next easily manipulable douche-face. Easy!

This is one way to while away the day, load a trolley up with hot girls in bikinis & hit the local sidewalk.Then just dump them off the curb and watch them fall on the hard concrete. Harsh but funny.

So you tie one on, the night fades to a hazy blur and next thing you know your waking up in a strange woman’s bed feeling quite satisfied with thy bad self.. You Da Man!. NOT!!!

Amazingly, Vandy pitcher Corey Williams takes a vicious shot to the knee and still finishes the play.

Samsung have ushered in the next gen of SSDs, which OK, haven’t quite yet got to the status of being able to turn into a robot and fly around the world being awesome, but it’s still pretty super.

Rollerblading is dangerous on its own. But, what if you rollerbladed behind a motorcycle, connected only by a thin rope? In Pakistan? Well, that's a level of danger and/or teasing we barely know.

What happens when go-rounds stop being merry and start getting real? It goes something like this.

Heads will roll in the marketing department for this scooter which is called the Y Fliker but in the commercial it sounds like they're saying "wife licker"—won't somebody, please, THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

Hear the joke about the woman who married the Eiffel Tower? She married it. She’s also had a relationship with the Golden Gate Bridge. You know what though? Still a better love story than Twilight.

These alcoholics must've remained sober long enough to create this epic beer bottle domino setup, which is just as much fun as drinking all that beer must've been—but without the hangover.