German Soccer Coach Eats Booger

Sometimes radical measures are required to win the World Cup - Alas, that, ladies and gentlemen, was the only goal Germany scored that day.

That old advice that you can do anything you want to if you put your mind to it doesn't always apply in real life. next time i'd try using the door buddy, it'll be far less painful.

Jason Statham, the Hollywood tough guy and martial artist, has launched his own shopping channel where you can buy such specialist products as Swear Spray, for all your foul-mouth needs.

This guy trained his cat to ring a bell for treats. Now, when the cat wants treats, it will lay down in front of the bell and ask his servant (the human) to give him them. Then when he gets full, he pushes the bell away and cleans his paws.

This kid has basically made this to goad the haters, a rallying cry for them to come out of their darkened basements, squinting into the sunlight, to spit abuse. In a few years he’ll look back at himself & the hate will burn him up.

Probably the coolest way anyone has ever been spanked in the face with a dodgeball. This kid barely does anything all game then busts out this little beauty. Kudos pal, kudos.

Ok, so we lied a bit, it's not strictly parkour, this guy's professional title is actually a Tosser so, close enough. He's a Frenchman who throws cats around in his spare time. Yes, he's a bit of a pussy.

If you're learning English as a second language, it can't be much fun. If the illogical spellings weren't bad enough there's expressions like this. FYI it doesn't really mean that Jennifer likes to poop parties. Though she might?

If you're a fan of Bruce Willis spanking bad guys at the Nakatomi plaza or at Washington Dulles International Airport, chances are you'll enjoy this. John McClane as a claymation ass whooper, master stroke.

Global warming. It's getting the polar bears first and the idiots next. Something tells me it'll be a long while before dumb-asses ever get extinct!

This remote controlled bowling ball hack would make for the most boring attempt at cheating in the history of games. Still....The possibilities are endless!