Birds In Hats

A delightful collection of birds in hats. And before you say it, yes, I know they are photoshopped and you can tell by the pixels!

So you wanna get an iPhone and be cool, hell, why not! Just as long as you read the 'Small Penis'....DAMMIT, 'Small Print' - Just be prepared to suffer the perils of Apple's auto-correct technology.

Just remember, you will never give less of a f#ck than when you are a child. Kids are like little rock-stars who don't need drugs and alcohol when they trash the place and defecate on themselves, it's just who they are - Be afraid.

Another week rolls round and you start to make promises that deep down you have no intention of keeping. 'I will never drink again'. Of course you will, you liar, you just need to wash the ink off your face and lay low for a couple.

40 images full of the perky toned volleyball babe behinds. All the jumping up and down must be great for toning the glutes and the tight pants are a really nice touch. BRB off to find my local women's volleyball team

The apples of iPhone's eye are back for some moar self-shooting photo-phone-phun and it looks like they are holding nothing back this time - i've never wanted to be a handheld device more in my entire life!

From the looks on these kids faces you'd think their hair has feeling & they are about to be subjected to extreme torture! I guess the first time you have one it could be scary? Why do kids hate the barber so much?

Ahhh, where would we be without our comrades from the land of the hammer, sickle and so much 'WTF!?!' it's incredible. Where the rest of the world operates in one particular way, you can rely on Russia to do it differently.

It's small (very small) people with BIG ideas making a statement in today's modern urban landscape, mind you, it's easy to miss anything they are doing unless you look VERY closely. In today's big world this is micro-awesome!

More exciting than watching your first child being born whilst walking on the moon on an IV drip of cocaine, or winning the superbowl & then discovering you have superpowers. Too bad you won't remember it in the morning.

Summertime's here & the temperature's rising everywhere, especially when it comes to members of the opposite sex - they seem waay hotter than they usually are (in a metaphorical sense), Lets hope you don't get burnt.