Double Suicide Slide Into Empty Pool

Are you a half full, or totally empty kinda giu? It looks like the water park isn't quite open for business yet. They're still in the process of filling the pools with complete idiots. WTF!?!

This guy picks probably the least appropriate time to get sucked into his cell phone. Thanks to his phone's autocorrect, his last tweet read "Puck The Police!"

A six year old girl catches an exercise ball, kicked by her older brother, with her face. Basically the opposite of that base ball catch.

Thanks to some hydroforming, this British guy put together a steel suit so he can be experience a firework display from inside the very heart of it without sustaining life-threatening injuries. What a whacko.

You might have thought he was named after the MK devs Ed Boon and John Tobias. Well, he was but coincidentally he is also a total NOOB. He'll stop a fight midway through to check through the instruction manual.

he jumps and...FAIL! Looks like Nate Robinson's slam dunk title is safe for awhile longer. This unfortunate dude will need a at least a whole pack of paracetamol after that - OUCH!

Are you ready for ZeFrank to lay some echidna truth on you? Well you better be beacuse this is happening and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Well, aside from hitting the stop button. But why would you want to?

Chelsea makes luxury designer watches for adventurous, high-flying women. At the age of just 19 she went about setting up her own business, she also runs a group that supports and celebrates female stunt pilots.

Titanic is a pretty long film with a tedious predictable story arc, so if you want to get the gist of what's going on without watching a load of old James Cameron cinematic bollocks, watch this.

Jabooodydubs roll out another instant classic. No Billy Mays in sight, just a monotonous old guy with a jumper covered in pussy hair and a screechy old woman rollering the fur of her pooch.

How long can you stay on? Kids, don't try this at home.. LOL