Calista Valentine's All Mine!

This beauty's hawter than a pit full of Bhut Jolokia chillies inside a volcano en route to the heart of the Sun! She's like a smoking fiery flaming ball of gorgeousness headed straight to my bedroom!

Mr Awesome himself, Rémi Gaillard, is back with another video and it's not just any old prankster vid. He's back with his Mario Kart routine, throwing down banana skins, tearing up a supermarket, and giving the finger to the police.

Some people love cats and get, like, sooo emotional, but so what, the real issue of the day is cheeseburgers, think of all those cheeseburgers out there without a mouth to be shovelled into.

Is she crazy because she doesn't have a boyfriend or does she not have a boyfriend because she's crazy? It's not really a question you want to go upto her and ask.

An amazing stunt made even more impressive considering this British guy practiced on the wrong side of the road. This would definitely make freeway driving more interesting!

See? This is what happens when you take the arts out of the schools-- Girls end up in gym class causing accidents.

This dude fails riding a rail down a concrete staircase and lands face first on the sidewalk but I got to admit got up with a pretty quick recovery.

What exactly was the marketing genius behind associating sprite with semen?

So those wish lantern things seem safe enough, right? If you scaled that up about 100 times and set it off amidst a pile of volatile explosives, nothing could possibly go wrong, right? Yeah, didn't think so.

Posts on Facebook ruining your life? The solution? Post more. And more. Post all the time every day, all year until you post so much you’ve not seen daylight in eons and you look like Howard Hughes’s toe nails at his most reclusive.

During one of the earthquakes in Japan this dude films cracks in the sidewalk moving back and forth.