First-Person POV Football Nutshot

I have NO idea why watching other dudes get their family jewels destroyed is just so mesmerizing? I have a feeling that as long as it's not happening to you and someone else instead is SUCH a relief!?

Everyone knows that bloke from Police Academy but who knew that he was so good at covering Led Zeppelin!? Seriously, this guy is amazing, I'd totally go see him in concert.

Kids are so trusting they will believe anything you tell them. Even if you tell them that they turn black on their fourth birthday. It seems the biggest issue is not being able to ride her bicycle. WTF!?!

It's always good to eat right and do plenty of exercise - He just ate 100% of the recommended daily allowance of beach, but it doesn't look like he's going to be able to keep it down anytime soon!

Forget green vegetable salads they are for chicks and poofs. If you're a real man then you'll make yourself one of these, a pure meat salad. And once you have all the ingredients in one bowl you f*cking toss that salad!!!

Okay so sitting in a duck that spins gently whilst rotating in a lazy circle doesn't sound like much fun, but if you get to control the speed you can crank it up for the lolz. That's what these two did, to hilarious effect.

Ever wondered what Metallica's Nothing Else Matters would sound like if it was shifted into a major scale? Me either, but the result is one seriously happy sounding song. If you don't believe me, watch this!

If you’re worried what gay marriage might do to straight marriage, then look no further than this video to stoke your fire. These terrifying conversations are occurring in the homes of straight couples everywhere right now.

The Time Lord is a bit of a randy bugger, it’s all that traversing the space-time continuum. It makes a man lonely, and when he’s surrounded by beautiful women. Well, it’s only a matter of, erm, time.

Do you miss your girlfriend? Spending more and more time sulking while gazing mournfully out of a window? Sounds like it's time you ate a breath-mint & posted her a bottle of your minty fresh breath.

Doesn't seem like anything will keep this guy from giving up on performing a hand stand on the back of his car until he slams through his rear windshield.