Parallel Bars Nut Shot

With great ability comes great risk (and pain) - Team USA lost one of its male athletes today but gained a promising hairy female gymnast - You can't help but cross your legs when you watch this - OUCH!

If you haven't seen Donald Trumps youtube video where he mistakes the president of the United States for a coin operated dancing monkey, you should. It's hilarious and embarrassing at the same time. Here's Colbert mocking him.

Star Trek zombies? Illogical maybe but guided by the power of awesome. As sci-fi/horror goes this could only be improved if it had a scene where Seven of Nine is clam-jousting with Rose McGowan!

There aren't many people with the vision and clarity of thought to sucessfully tackle and solve a complicated issue like third world Famine. Karl isn't one of them, but he'll still have a go anyway.

Looks like this televangelist has turned to the dark-side, rather than the big guy upstairs. Wielding a lightsaber and striking down his flock like an angry Anakin who’s just discovered someone’s eaten the last of his Frosted Flakes.

If only, IF ONLY, the Harry Potter films were as magical as this. Who knew Harry Potter fans were so hot? Would’ve made it to some of those conventions if someone had said…..Now where’s my pink wand!?

In Hollywood’s tireless journey to systematically destroy everything you hold dear and sacred, they present to you the trailer for the Conan The Barbarian reboot. Shocking.

Imagine if all the planets in the solar system were the same distance from the earth as the moon, Cool, eh? If the sight of gas giant Jupiter wheeling across the night sky doesn't make you crap your pants i'd get some glasses!

Turns out success isn't all it's cracked up to be. He'd been trying in private for two years to get his face that close to his junk.

Just a gentle reminder that fireworks are totally awesome and you should probably muck about with them every chance you get. These guys have stuck theirs in what looks like a washing machine. Hilarity ensues.

Cute chick should stick to looking hawt - Hoeny, taht's Neat but don't give up your day job yet!!