Prisoner Dives Into Toilet

Technique is everything when you want to do something perfectly. OK, the approach was just about perfect, and the flight was pretty spectacular, but that was a crappy landing with a poor entry. Too much splash.

The side-scrolling perspective usually distances you from the action. But what would it be like from Mario's perspective? Step up Freddie Wong who's kindly given us a perspective on that perspective.

A very professionally arranged Public Service Announcement to help prepare you for when you come up against one of these menaces in your life!

Schwarzenegger opens up and tells the world about how he pounded the maid and now has a lovechild. I guess jacking himself up on steroids to win the Mr. Universe contest just wasn't enough for him. Time for a song!

Some kid calls a friend's house to hang out, but instead decides to prank the poor kid's mom, who can't find her son. LOL

Prepare to be amazed by some serious dumb behaviour. It's hard to decide which we recommend less between shooting any kind of gun in your home and shouting "Stop! Stop! Stop!" to protect yourself from gunshots.

An unsuspecting stoner comes face to furry face with his mortal nemesis - the rabid ninja squirrel. Armed only with slavering fangs and a bushy tale he strikes fear into the hearts of midnight tokers the world over. LOL.

If you need something to get you in the Halloween mood, you can’t get much better than 170 horror movies. If you can name each and every one of them then you’re probably a bit too into the genre.

So there’s no pretext to this being anything other than a place where you can act out all your psychopathic tendencies in the safety of a pixelated world. And partake in the odd yoga session too.

Who ever said that Hooters girls had absolutely no talent besides looking hot in flesh-colored leggings? Oh, I guess the reporter right next to her did. Now I remember.

Everyone enjoys a good slide down a badass helter-skelter. Even dogs. This one looks like he enjoys it more than most. He can barely contain his excitement. Probably more about the treat he gets fed than the slide though.