Soldier Stuck In Canal

We're trying to get our soldiers out of Afghanistan. It's just going to take a little more work to get some of them.

A guy had a bit of a tickle in his ear, so he took a trip to the doctor to see what it was and HOLY CRAP WHY LORD, WHY?! This is possible the most horrible and most disgusting thing you could ever find in your ear.

If you needed a quick refresher on Tolkien’s The Hobbit, but reckon it'll sound better if told by someone from the ‘hood’ – look no further. Not only do you get a thoroughly badass telling of the story, you get animations too!

Lists, roundups — nothing says Christmas and the end of the year than all that kind of dross that comes our way. But, this one’s actually worth watching, having a look back at all the goodness the web shared in 2012.

This is admirable behaviour from this chick. Years have passed but still she tracked down this woman, just so she could show her her furry love hole and make amends.

The school girl outfit, a classic, perennially up there with the cheerleader, nurse, Batman...no...wait!

So the unofficial mascot of heinous perversion has finally hit the mainstream and people are taking it VERY seriously. Perhaps a little too seriously. I think these people should get out a bit more...

Note to self: if you see a dune buggy attached to a parachute falling out of the sky, run the other way. Thankfully, NO serious injuries after this one.

The splendid delights of the Mediterranean female physique; a wonderful body, perfect chest....OMG!

It's been suggested that this video might not be 100% genuine. I really hope that isn't the case. It would be so awesome if these were genuine outtakes. Especially the section near the end where Bane starts rapping...

Falling through a roof is unlucky; narrowly avoiding a brick nutshot, however, is extremely lucky. When you are in this situation remember, one out of two aint bad :)