Governor Accuses Opponent Of Giving Boners

New Mexico's gubernatorial candidate Diane Denish accuses her opponent Susana Martinez of giving big, fat boners, but everyone knows she has been against big, fat boners her whole career.

Some cats never seem to have any luck when it comes to stalking and hunting birds, take this poor pussy for example, he's doing everything reight, but when it comes to the moment of attack the bird vanishes like magic.

It's very rare that you'll let slip an air biscuit and not realise it was you. With this cute little dog it happens every single time it's master pushes the button on their fart machine. He definitely heard himself fart, but didn't feel a thing. How stran

It's been a while since we've seen hours of painstaking precision get tested in a few seconds - A waay over-dramatic domino festival with a giant domino display of wtf-ness. COOL

Strangely enough, fireworks almost look better when they're being played backwards. Someone needs to invent a firework that implodes like this. I'd buy as many as I could carry. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

As if to prove a point that certain elements of the whole Lord of the Rings trillogy are, well lets say, on the gay side, here is final proof that some of you might have been right all along. Queue the YMCA classic song.

Surfing is dangerous, surfing on stairs is even worse - Mostly because there will probably be a video device at hand to record the event and make sure we see it - A brutal faceplant can shatter even the most seasoned stair surfing veteran's focus on his s

A motorcycle rider somehow managed to survive falling down a cliff after losing control of his vehicle. In this heart-stopping footage captured on another guy’s headcam the rider can be seen skidding off the road after missing a turn, and veering onto a

All those shitty pop hits that come steaming out of the hit factory like a turd falling from the sky and landing in your piano-shaped swimming pool. You could do better, right? I bet you could even do it in 8 hours!?

So apparently Lindsay Lohan likes conducting coitus, now that is news. And it seems she likes to have sex with both sexes, so that’s another shocking bit of news for us all as well. Tell us something we don't know!

This lady is either dreaming of a) her Cadillac's flooded engine, or b) Donald Duck being angry in slow motion. Either way this is the weirdest noise i have ever heard!