Guy Cant Stop Hitting Himself

Behold the Wimp-O-Matic 3000! It would have been the most wanted Xmas toy of 2010, if it actually existed - It's just like poetry in motion, you wind this kid up, and he bullies himself!

This poor guy kicks back the bathroom door after his buddies check on him and it ends up busting off the hinges and crashing back into his head.

Man, a motorcycle trick like this, not to mention his snazzy leather jacket, must get this guy all the chicks.

A man destroys a sign and his car after losing control and careening head on into a tree. Luckily, he survived the crash.

And in the red corner, Google Street View, and in the blue corner, the new challenger, Microsoft’s Street Slide. It’s going to be an ugly fight, some may never come out alive!

I have no idea how this works but it's amazing. Crack open your fizzy pop, take a swing, put the lid back on, tip it up and back again and VOILA! Instant slushie. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY YOU INGENIOUS MAGICIAN.

The kid's mom jinxes his trampoline jump, which sends him flying through the net. Until today, I didn't even know trampoline was a sport where it was possible to get a hole-in-one.

Sure, driving with an old lady would be annoying, but you would get to park in handicapped spots.

To advertise their rum they decided to do terrible things to a crocodile. For this they had to issue a formal apology. Then their apology needed apologising for. Stick to making the rum, eh guys?

Trolling people on Battlefield 3 isn't particularly hard, but it's intensely enjoyable. It's a game with an incredibly in-depth stats system where people watch their KDR like a hawk. Mess with it and they get ANGRY!

To be the 'best of the best' requires years of practice and ultimate dedication to reach the pinnacle of parkour perfection. These three young lads showing that they've got what it takes. Sort of.