Wannabe B-Boy Falls On His Face

You push the envelope and sometimes the envelope pushes back...and OUCH! All he had to do was start twitching after the head trauma to make it look like the move was intentional.

Run for the hills…….THEY ARE COMMING!!!! And if fat men’s bellies aren’t your thing, there’s always the slender femmes in bikinis to help you over that trauma. Total and absolute WTF!?! territory stuff here!

Not just any pencil sharpener. This one is fast as feck and creates a graphite spike so sharp that, on your journey, should you encounter God, (and poke him with your pencil) God will be cut. If it was a bit smaller I'd totally buy one.

Now this is an experiment i can get my teeth into - The marshmallow experiment is a famous test conducted by Walter Mischel at Stanford University - The results are LOL-tastic!

The Pirates Of The Caribbean movies are long, mostly boring and way overstayed their welcome. BUT, don’t worry because you can avoid them while still pretending to your peers that you’ve watched every single minute.

After sitting through all the previous Resident Evil movies these three gents finally have their collective will broken by the fourth film's climactic crescendo. This should totally be a commentary track on the DVD...

You can have so much fun with a rubber snake, scaring women and children and it's also a great way to trick fat people to getting some exercise—and starting fights with stranger's dads.

If you're an optimist you see this as half the lockers are still standing. If you're a pessimist, you see this as half an hour she's gotta stay after work to pick them all up.

This kid hangs from the rimm after a dunk and his buddy tosses a ball full court smacking him directly in the head and off the basket.

After more Lego themed games than you could shake a multitude of sticks at it's about damn time that they moved into creating feature length movies in the inimitable Lego style. Here's what that might look like.

How long can you stay on? Kids, don't try this at home.. LOL