Baby Jedi Training

You are never too young to battle the dark side, or have a drink - All it takes is years of training to master the effects of both!

Here is the answer to the meaning of life, if you happen to be an observant male, bemused at stereotypical behaviour patterns of chicks at the mall, the club, at school....anywhere!

Sometimes the worst possible things are said as a joke! Could this guy be any more offensive and hilarious at the same time? How could he even post that comment on Facebook? He must've been pretty high himself to even think it.

Want a girlfriend? Follow this chart boys and it's the only pie you'll be getting, apart from mom's apple variety.

Whether or not he's spanking it, he sure looks like he is. He could just be rearranging, or maybe he just really, really, REALLY likes swimming?

Well I bet this kid didn't expect this. You think the stripper may've reconsidered performing once she realised she was in a classroom. But no, she valiantly stripped on. Go girl.

It's a wild snorlax and I think it may be trying to eat him, get that man a strong pint of espresso and a flamethrower. Everyone else stand back, any sudden movement could excite it & then everyone in the room'll be in trouble.

There are some things that just beg to be imbibed. An ice cold bottle of coke dripping with condensation on a hot day, for example. This is not one of those things. If you were really drunk you might try it for a bet though.

He was a truly great man, a giant ampongst us mere mortals. The saviour of our planet. All praise Steve Jobs & thank you for the first-world gift you have left for us eto use and revere you with.

So what does this mean? What kind of inside code could "wash hands" be? I heard it could be something drug related, but I can't be sure.

Nature is truly a strange fruit - Someone has finally found a use for those dumb-ass fingerboards, YES!