The Invincible Bread Helmet!

Sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures. Behold the fabled Bred Helmet. "I am wearing a helmet made of bread. Your argument is invalid." Gimli the dwarf meets Subway.

You really have to ponder here "WTF were they thinking?". Maybe when your kids are playing a bit too rough you should take them here and scare them absolutely straight. Or die!?

Poor Miley, she's been getting a lot of bad press of late. Better a wild child than a boring prude I say. I wanna see her drunk and enjoying herself.

Finally, here's one you CAN try at home! Almost undoubtedly fake but kinda funny none the less - Ownage FTW!

No pet enjoys having to wear the "cone of shame", but mockery clearly isn't going to help. Still, if I had to wear one of these I'm sure I'd get mocked too.

If you're using a smart car as a weiner extension then it sucks to be you. not only do you drive a seriously lame automobile but you're love truncheon must be roughly the size of a cocktail sausage.

Oh man, this is one of those stories that really tugs at the wrist, you know? You really feel sorry for this poor guy, even though he's purple and his friends are coloured green and a sort of pale pink. Oh cruel earth!

If you thought that the opposite sex were very easy to figure out then you couldn't have been more wrong - They are so complex that even mathematics has a hard time equating them :(

Now this is a real toughie to resist, how could you not want to click such an innocent application that has suddenly appeared on your desktop? Strange, it looks like the same one i clicked to win $100K last week!?

Religion. LOL. It's no wonder that someone who would believe in an invisible sky wizard would ask a question as mind numbingly retarded as this. 'Full retard' doesn't even begin to describe this.

There's a new theme park in town! However, you better go visit the Death Star pretty quickly, I hear the rebels are closing in!