Blind Norwegian Office Affair

Fancy grabbing your hot secretary then bending her over the photocopier and showing the log to the beaver? Sounds like you need to hire this guy. He's cool with that sort of thing, even if he happens to be blind...

The Rev. Phil Snider told the council during the August hearing that “this step of gay rights is but a steppingstone toward the immorality & lawlessness that will be characteristic of the last days.” But then, what’s this?

It’s amazing what happens when you switch from major to minor – This isn’t quite as sing-a-long friendly as the other version, although it does have its own melancholic charm in this reworked version.

Fast food is pretty damn fast but could it be faster? Damn skippy. This guy is pushing it to it's absolute limits and receiving the fastest drive through service that anyone has ever experience. Glorious.

Conan O'Brien's insanely cheap propmaster, Bill Tull, shares a few of his creative money-saving tips for this year's holiday season. So if you've still got some gifts to get, then this should help you right out.

Get you jim-jams on and get jiggy! Alright, it might make you look completely ridiculous but if you're anything like this chick you'll give it some real conviction and at least look like you MEAN it.

If you spend enough time wandering around a creature’s natural environment with a camera, they will just see you as part of the landscape and come and sit on your head. Don’t try this in a strip club though.

Spock’s always looking in that goddamn scanner, the man’s obsessed with it. But it’s because it’s how he accesses his Facebook profile, so he’s always checking for updates.

Wow, this is… interesting. It’s like if Snooki went to Japan, came back a Ganguro Girl and started to make pop music. It’s reminiscent of when the circus comes to town — Roll up! Roll up! Come see the freak!

This reporter makes a big-time mistake in this story about teens finding jobs. She really puts the "F" in Freudian.

If only the news was this amusing every day, or the least they could do is have Cassetteboy edit the previous day’s headlines into mega-lulz and run it at the end of the programme.