Military Chick High Kick Fail

This chick goes for an amazing high kick and ends up on the ground. It looks like we're hiring Rockettes to turn the front line into a kick line.

In this humorous Apple parody by College Humor, Apple's Senior VP of Design Jony Ive and CEO Tim Cook explain why they change the Macbook charging ports so effing often. The dicks.

This kid has gotten into that rebellious rock and roll music a little early! That means by seven he'll be into soft rock, and as a teenager he'll trying to figure out where to buy cassettes of Pat Boone. 'GO BABY GO!'

If you're a cat fan and and enjoyer of fine nuggets of factual information then this will be a veritable festival of fun for you eyes, ears and grey matter. There are facts aplenty and they're all about cats. Enjoy.

This trolldad has four little kids - he seems to wear a Batman mask all day, trolling his family and filming it all so he can upload it to Vine for the megalolz—they call him... BatDad! And he is the most hilarious dad ever.

When watching these it's important to bear in mind that although these are the greatest Nick Cage quotes, Nick Cage's greatest is questionable at best, so the overall greatness is considerably lowered.

Imagine if all the planets in the solar system were the same distance from the earth as the moon, Cool, eh? If the sight of gas giant Jupiter wheeling across the night sky doesn't make you crap your pants i'd get some glasses!

I didn't even realise that this sort of thing was possible, let alone a record that was contested for the size of the loop. You'd need balls of steel to do this and some seriously good health insurance...

Never, ever attempt anything, just stay in front of that computer and keep watching other people fuck stuff up. That way you'll never be humiliated like this bozo. Although you may become annoying, obese, and die of diabetes.

This is definitely no Dumbo we have here. You've got to give the elephant credit here. He probably should've knocked the guy out for messing with his food, but he waited.

Here's some funny Funny king penguins getting into a slap fight at South Georgia, an Island in the South Atlantic Ocean—and it just goes to show that's it's not just humans who get into ridiculous scuffles.