Front Flip Onto Chest Full Of Mouse Traps

Once you commit to venturing into a creepy wood-paneled basement like this one, a guy doing a somersault onto his friend's chest full of mouse traps is probably the most normal thing you'll see.

Picture the scene. A traffic cop stops a car - "Do you know how fast you were going?"- "Do you know how many wolves were chasing me?" - A freaked-out Russian cop then jumps into the car to avoid sh#t loads of wolves - WTF!?!

Sam Jackson is THE MAN. If you need any more proof of this fact then I would like to draw your attention to exhibit A. He kills a whole bunch of unarmed civilians to the theme song from Team America. This happened last week. FACT.

Something for the weekend sir? An undisciplined dog attacking people in a barbershop doesn't really sound that funny does it? But when you add the Benny Hill theme and a crazy dog.

If you look past the camera angles and all the cinematography, his wrists do look awfully limp while he's chasing down a perp. I'd be willing to wager he even knows how to play hopscotch and sells cookies door to door...

You might have thought you'd seen a cool wheelie before. You haven't. This dude reset the bar for coolness when he pulled off this little beauty. Bench-pressing while busting out a wheelie. Legendary skills.

How many Oreo cookies have to die Oreo cookies plus milk plus way too much free time equals this—but how many Oreos must die before this man's thirst for tricksy rebounds is sated?

Great. The great wall is never going to get built as long as this guy is ruining all the bricks.

Women voraciously shovelling various food products into their mouths, is kinda weird, but hawt. There’s something disturbing yet compelling about it all. But hey, at least it’s not 2 Girls 1 Cup.

Pigeons beware, some devious scientist has managed to get the world's most ridiculous canine and stuff a turbo charger in it. No birdlife or postal worker will be safe now.

After sitting through all the previous Resident Evil movies these three gents finally have their collective will broken by the fourth film's climactic crescendo. This should totally be a commentary track on the DVD...