ULTIMATE Bottle Opener

Fed up with your buddies opening a brew with their teeth, armpits, butt-holes? Fear not because now you can walk like a man, a very macho man and out-do them. Now i ask you, is there anything more manly?

Okay, so this is nothing but cuteness, but I couldn't help posting it. It's an adorable flop-eared kitty pawing at it's owner for attention over and over. It also helps that the owner is kinda hot looking too.

Cardinal rule no. 1: NEVER advertise your birthday party on Facebook! Within hours 15,000 people had RSVP'd & 1,400 people turned up & made it look more like a summer music festival than a party.

Want a free dog? All you need to do is travel to the north pole, find a bit of floating ice and nine times out of ten there will be a cute little puppy chillin' on it. Results may vary, terms and conditions apply.

The cable snapped on the 'Xcelerator' roller coaster at Knott's Berry Farm in Orange County and threw debris at a father and his son. The son was treated for leg lacerations, and he better be a rich kid after his laws...

I'm guessing the moral of this video is to make sure you always go first (or second!) - The first two guys complete this monster jump but their buddy doesn't have the speed to make the distance and painfully fails!

Lais Ribeiro is her name and inspiring innumerable teenage hormone turmoil is her game. No granny bloomers here, just cute cotton panties worn by a woman who's pertness is enough to make a grown man cry.

It must make a change for a postman to be greeted by a dog that isn't either looking to chew his ankle or gleefully tear his deliveries asunder. This pooch simply collects the mail and obediently delivers it to his master.

If you enjoyed the watermelon torture vide we posted where a watermelon is evaporated using rubber bands, you'll like this. It's exactly the same thing but in beautiful eye-candy slow motion replay.

There's no other reason you need to watch this video other than it has a ninja in it. That's right, a ninja. We've got this ninja to thank for saving the planet from those evil plastic bottles. A true hero.

Forget chasing the post dude, today's modern dog has it's sights set on much bigger victims! This is what happens when dog trainers start keeping it hood!