Breathy Bottle

Do you miss your girlfriend? Spending more and more time sulking while gazing mournfully out of a window? Sounds like it's time you ate a breath-mint & posted her a bottle of your minty fresh breath.

Did you know that some governments ban people living with HIV from entering their countries ?

Somebody give this man some type of award for services to abstraction. Look at him go, pulling up in his car alongside unsuspecting members of the public and speaking nothing but true nonsense.

This kid must have no fear of death.. even the lower platform looks a little sketchy.. - OMFG!!!

John has lost 160lbs in 19 months, in that time, that’s the equivalent of 1.25 of me! I just can’t get my head round how that must have felt having to carry around all of that mass.

Ticklish? I think Amy might be, she sounds like she's having some sort of footgasm, writhing about and shouting stop, stop! Why does this sound so familiar to me?

A skydiver jumps out of a plane and hits another jumper knocking him unconscious. Scary stuff, but fortunately his quick-thinking buddies pull his parachute while he's in free-fall.

Impressionist Mikey Bolts covers Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars' hit song "Uptown Funk" in the voices of popular cartoon characters from Family Guy, American Dad, King of the Hill, and more.

Greg James managed to convince Sir David Actual Attenborough to re-voice the Curling... with Team GB and Team USA. "Off she goes, gently but flamboyantly, launching the oversized walnut down the frozen river."

I hope whatever gymnastics he did to get up there were impressive, because his dismount was ugly buglies. This couldn't have been more embarrassing for him unless he pooped a little bit when he landed.

He's the sort of pet you could get if your skills at looking after animals really aren't up to scratch. The bad thing is that you get no sense of companionship. You know, the fact that they're actually the real thing!