Mini Crossbow FTW

Do you have a small child who's being bullied? Not sure what to do? Buy them one of these! It's small enough for their tiny little hands & powerful enough that they'll never have to worry about being bullied again.

How many dicks is that? The awesome opening cafe scene in Reservoir Dogs where poor Joe has Madonna’s big dick coming out of this ear and Toby the Jap coming out of the other gets a remix set to the tune of Pogo. Fuck yeah.

This is one of those things that's definitely illegal, even though there's no specific law about it. You'd probably get a ticket for not paying the fare.

This crane is installing a bridge segment in New Zealand when the riverbank beneath it gives way. If only there'd been a bridge there for the crane to have had something solid to rest on...

Most people think Fireman Sam is just some dumb kids’ TV show, featuring an animated Welsh fireman teaching the young ‘uns how to stifle a pan fire and live in small town communities without going on some murderous rampage.

By the looks of things, it looks like the place to be; hot sun, hot girls in swimwear, deck chairs, women licking the floor, and a guy playing the guitar in the street — everything you want, and need, from a nice seaside break.

If you wanna make a dick out of the enemy then this is how you go about it. C4, landmines and a whole lot of patience. If you have these three things then there is no limit to the wonders you can create. EPIC.

Some how Ryan Kennedy has managed to get all these people to make invites to his birthday party. Just imagine what would happen if he decided to run for president.

Looks like Bambi thinks that if he doesn't put up a fight he might be this dude's next meal? If cheeseburgers fought back as hard as this deer, the guy would probably be a lot healthier.

If you've ever watched amateur pick-up videos you'll be aware of the painful awkwardness. This video is no exception. With lyrics memorised this guy creates some truly difficult-to-watch moments.

Hey McFly, you bozo! Those snowmobiles don't work on water! Unless you've got power!