A Tornado Stole His Hamburger

Get ready for some epic news reporting featuring a guy who had his burger stolen buy a tornado. It's much worse than losing your house or any other possession. I really feel for him, life sucks!

When the world runs out of cows, oh it will happen, then we'll have to drink breast milk. Ew, you say. Well in cheery old England those crazy Brits have already started making ice-cream with the stuff. The end must be nigh.

Hitchhiking in Russia's a dangerous occupation as these two find out. The roads are so perilous that the driver only needed to turn slightly to put his car into a flat spin and park it in a ditch.

There are many potential distractions one must overcome when operating a motor vehicle, here are ten things you really don't need your passenger doing to make it worse.

Proof that you should never skate with kids or animals.... or is that 'work'? This dog may fail at skateboarding, but he completely makes my day.

REPLAY - a game designed for the new generation of soccer addicts! All you need is a ball and a wall and some slick Ronaldo stylee moves! Get out there and give it a go!

As the alpha male this monkey will 'attack' any male that he sees who is tall and imposing as a way of maintaining his alpha male status. He's obviously a ninja though, so that glass won't hold him for long...

Okay so he's a pretty damn good flair bartender, but if you've got a thirst on, want a nice refreshing pint and don't want to wait a half hour for it then this guy is probably not quite so good...

She's half Vietnamese, half French, & all hotness. Those lips could float across the Atlantic. Bee stung? More like inflatables, forget a life raft you just need her with you when your ship sinks.

This guy should have googled the results of this kind of proposal before going ahead with it. Oh well.

I’m not really sure what any of this lot is but it looks tiny and it makes my skin crawl. I’m going to go out on a limb and say it though; more music videos should make use of microscopes. There. It’s out there now.