All Kids Love Your 'Balzac'

Have you guessed yet? That's right, it sounds a bit like ball-sack. Probably because that's what it is. It's a sack that you put a balloon in and it turns it into a ball. A ball for kids too poor to afford a ball.

From the wonderful free state of North Korea comes this informative video tutorial for photoshop. Full of useful tips on how to glorify the magnificent leader and emphasize his mourners grief, it's a must-see!

Oh, come on! The very first thing they teach you in Lame Web Video Show Production is don't put your seat right at the edge of the stairs! I'm guessing she learnt her lesson the hard way - OUCH!

Chances are you really wanted to be good at yoyoing as a kid, but in reality your yoyo just smashed into the ground every time you attempted to do a trick—this kid doesn't have that problem.

First day on the job and as a car leaves the bay this guy figures out the fastest way to the bottom of the oil change pit.

Being able to draw a perfect freehand circle at will is both impressive and utterly, woefully useless. It's like being able to recite pi to 32 decimal places; bugger all use and nerdy to the nth degree.

The flute rendition of the 20th Century Fox jingle was groundbreaking in it's simplicity and elegant beauty. Unfortunately for it's creator, he hadn't realised that Saxamaphone always trumps flute. This is my new ringtone.

This big cat has blown his chance so spectacularly that even a nearby squirrel was forced to drop his meal and walk off in disgust. At least the cat will have something that he can have a nibble on...

Pugs are awesome enough just as they are, however this little guy is beyond awesome because he can sing the Batman theme song! What more would you want from a dog?

Look at this goddamn cat. Look at it. Not only is it a cat, which is reason enough for you to be watching it, but it puts a hat on too. A hat!? My god, what next, a dog dressed up as Yoda?

Some chick loses her footing while descending a steep mountain yet luckily walks away unharmed after nearly killing her boyfriend