How To Scare The Sh#t Out Of A Cat!

Well worth doing if you have the following: A swimming pool, a cat who likes drinking out of a swimming pool, a friend with a video cam, a nice day and big lungs. This can only be done once, cats are smart.

A lioness tries desperately to get to a nearby baby. Normally, she has a baby for breakfast, a baby for lunch, and then a sensible dinner, but these mid-day cravings are just too much for her!

Because it's only gay if balls touch and in football there is only one ball. Therefore football can never be gay, even with some seriously eyebrow raising shenanigans like those going on here...

Is it a fit of the mind, or can he no longer cope that his true love is getting married to someone else? Let's hope no one suspects that he's falling for the bride. That could make the reception really awkward - WTF!?!

Get ready for some epic news reporting featuring a guy who had his burger stolen buy a tornado. It's much worse than losing your house or any other possession. I really feel for him, life sucks!

You have to admit canines are pretty adaptive - This dog has taken one of it's special moves in the wild and applied it to when he knows his owners want to give him a bath. Shame it isn't going to work though.

If you played the footage backwards she'd be a lovely old dear saving a poor cat from the horrid act of some nefarious ass putting a cat in a bin. Much more pleasant. BIATCH!

Just remember that the axe can chop off more than a tree....Humans maybe? - Dad wants to show his kid how it's done and in the process almost kills his wife - WTF!?!

Or we'd never get to watch attempted thieves make fools of themselves.. LOL

If you missed it, a bloke called Felix Bum Gardener fell out of a hot air balloon. It was pretty high at the time and it was all totes on purpose. The whole deal was paid for by a canned diabetes company that wishes to remain anonymous.

Even iPhone apps are trying to keep a brother down. Using the iPhone's cameras and advanced blackness detecting technology Siri can assess the user's ethnicity and tailor it's racism accordingly. Amazing.