Ninja Turtle FTW!

He might not look like much, but this Florida soft shelled turtle has got lightning fast reflexes! He's obviously in preparation for the Indy 500. The only thing missing was a puff of smoke in the shape of a turtle as he ran off!

These guys play a game of baseball using a potato gun. The first pitch was a perfect strike but the second was just a bit inside.

Until this point lie detectors have never been 100%. This one is never caught out and doesn't even require you to be liberally coated in electrodes. Great little comedy skit with a dark sense of humor.

With the amount of dash cameras in Russia it was only a matter of time before a montage of this caliber would come out, and now it has it's hilarious.

Toast might not sound like something you'd need a video totorial to help you to cook, but this is no ordinary round of toast. It's jammy toast, then taco toast, then English toast, then fake nutella toast. Serious business.

This lady is either dreaming of a) her Cadillac's flooded engine, or b) Donald Duck being angry in slow motion. Either way this is the weirdest noise i have ever heard!

Have you ever wondered what batman would be like in everyday situations? And even more so with young children? Well you don't need to wonder any more because this is the hilarious reality of it.

Looks like somebody didnt get their meds today - WTF!!! Seriously who does this kind of thing? At what point in life does it cross your mind that you could eat 3 tampons dunked in water in under 1 minute?

This dude misses his landing and faceplants next to the pool. Stupid Aussies, don't they realise that being on the bottom of the planet means that gravity works differently there. Everyone knows that, right!?

A watermelon gets obliterated against an Amazing Race contestant's face, at which point she must've wondered whether she'd ended up on The Big Bang theory by mistake.

Nothing like runaway horses to strike fear into the hearts and minds of the populace, the only thing that would make it worse is if they were fire breathing, flaming-mane devil horses!