Ever Had a dream Like This?

Don’t deny it, you know you have. And you loved it. The only problem is CAN you put it into such eloquent words the way this small child seems to be able to do? Something tells me, NO.

You see something new every day (in fact, on the internet, you see something new every 5 minutes). I really believe he can fly, but he probably won't be able to stay dry. Or sober.

This looks cool when you get it right, but get it wrong and meet PAIN! It looks like support for Parkour is crumbling in Russia - sometimes you hit the wall & sometimes the wall hits YOU - OUCH!

So you think that messing about on the river is boring? Wrong. You obviously haven't hung out with these idiots. Witness a totally insane explosion of a leaking propane tank being shot with a rifle.

Hosting clearly isn't Jan Kraus' strong suit; he just kind of fell into this gig.

Ok, so we lied a bit, it's not strictly parkour, this guy's professional title is actually a Tosser so, close enough. He's a Frenchman who throws cats around in his spare time. Yes, he's a bit of a pussy.

Time to reduce your eardrums to ash. Impressive, but who really wants a stereo with so much bass that is will literally destroy you entire house? If you left this thing on while you went out there'd be nothing when you got back.

This might be your only chance to see fifty pairs of sensuous lips, belonging to gorgeous models, talk directly at you. Sure, there might be the little inconvenience of a computer screen between you and them.

There's a bizarre backstory to Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo, and Michelangelo. Their three-decade history involves strange lawsuits, live concert tours, and Uncle Phil from "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."

It's great to see that this pig can still get around despite only having his two front legs. What did Orwell say about '4 legs good, 2 legs bad'? It's all invalid when you think about how delicious he will be.

It’s perfectly legitimate to call an emergency meeting of the board to meditate upon the best way to get inside a girl’s pants. That’s what collaborative team work is all about. ‘FAIL’ is not an option here people!