Go The F#ck To Sleep Children!

Samuel L Jackson is a legend. Not only is he great at playing foul mouthed mother f#ckers on the silver screen but he can also read a mean bedtime story too. Now shut the f#ck up and listen kids!

A roundup of the funny, awkward and unexpected moments that happened during live local news reports this month. Guaranteed lolz and awkwardness and kids dancing like they mean it.

These tourists tease Alligators into the air. Getting a ticket for this swamp ride is like buying a lottery ticket because seeing an Alligator actually bite someone rarely happens, but when it does everyone wins!

As if there wasn't anything more tragic than a grown man spending all his cash on twinkly lights, this guy raises the ante by synchronizing it all to the theme tune from Skyrim. Way to go. Forever alone.

No animal looks quite so sorry for itself as a cat drenched in water. It's like the water saps the very life out of them, like every shred of decency and respect has been washed out of them and down the plughole.

Remember that carefully wrapped packaage that arrived all bent out of shape? You know what, we think it might be time to stop using shipping altogether. Just look at how they treat these items, not any f*cks were given here.

Sometimes it’s hard to fit in anywhere if you are a bit different – An outcast sheep scares the rest of the flock with a frightening face mask. Poor little lamb is really the black sheep of the family, and really needs a cuter look to be accepted.

Dog owners prepare your "awwww" face because you're going to be using it a lot over the next few minutes as this cute puppies and mutts parade themselves across your screen.

It’s one of the greatest films of the 90s, starting famously in the diner with the robbery and making its jumbled up way through a modern day L.A. But everybody be cool, because this is it presented in chronological order.

Can’t get enough wizard-on-wizard action? Sounds like you’ll be wanting the new Harry Potter boxed set. It comes with all eight films and the Mischief Managed retrospective. The magic lives on! YOU’RE A WIZARD, HARRY!

This would have been sweet had he landed where he wanted.. But he didn't - OUCH