My Love For Lexi FAIL!

Top of the list of 'NEVER DO's' is confessing your undying love for someone who doesn't even know you exist via YouTube. What's even worse is that you attempt this sober and have no excuse to hide behind.

These guys just had to do another video. Where a bunch of Force controlling douche-holes abuse their abilities and use the mystical power of the Jedis to be totally jerk-bags.

This crazy man grabs a baseball bat from the sporting goods section then goes on a rampage destroying 29 TV's valued at over $20k at a Walmart in Atlanta.

Can you believe June's come and gone already? To remind you of what it was like as you drift away into the endless summer here are some of the very best clips that featured during the month. Enjoy.

This week's fully interactive Monkey e-mag is brought to you by the letter B for Brianna Frost's Bumtastic Booty - YUMMY!

Yeah, maybe when you’re on the commute home and everyone seems to despise everyone within two foot of them, humanity may seem pretty shitty. Just watch this and have your faith restored.

You might hate where you live, but thank god you are not residing in this unholy room. If you're a Japanophile then you might understand this and get some sort of deeper meaning from it. For the rest of us - W-T-F!?

Whoa, so MC Hammer was really Emperor Palpatine the whole time?! What a crazy twist.

The man is a freaking legend. If it's going to be an outtake anyway then he's damn well going to speak his mind. I could watch this all day. Someone needs to make a channel that just shows Brian Blessed outtakes. Glorious.

We all remember that scene from the movie Big where Tom Hanks plays chopsticks on a giant piano. Well, here he re-enacts that classic moment with a little help from actress Sandra Bullock.

Kind of an odd video, this one. Wanton destruction is awesome, and so is anthropomorphism, but it takes some kind of genius to combine the two like this. This is the most awesome demolition vid you'll see today.