Motorcycle Noob Total FAIL!

4 wheels good, 2 wheels VERY bad indeed! Another motorcycle showoff graciously tests the strength of some metal barriers with the front of his bike. What a waste of a fine machine!

Apparently, no one ever told this guy you're not supposed to cross the tracks when those red and white arms are down.. OMG

Military force was authorized yesterday after the alleged time travelers and their craft ignored an ultimatum to stop whale poaching.

Surfing is dangerous, surfing on stairs is even worse - Mostly because there will probably be a video device at hand to record the event and make sure we see it - A brutal faceplant can shatter even the most seasoned stair surfing veteran's focus on his s

Okay, so this video has been floating around the youtubes for about a year, but goddamn it, it still totally gets me. Not sure whether it's the awesomeness of his saxophony or the size of his cojones...

If the planet is in peril and human-kind is contributing to it's demise then there is only one person who can save us all. Captain Planet will save us, but it had better be something serious.

Bruce Almighty was a cinematic abomination. Still at least it wasn't as bad as Jack And Jill. Also, soundbites taken from them can be used to actual comic effect. To prove this, I give you Exhibit A:

I'm not sure if this is an awesome old flick or a new flick with a hilarious retro vibe but all of a sudden I want to see it more than I want to breathe. There is so much win here it makes me want to cry.

When a chemicalexplosion is a real threat at your office, maybe you shouldn't smoke cigarettes on the job. Just a thought.

This kid is having trouble with bullies at school so he hits the gym to learn how to fight and the speed bag knocks him out.

Pause the video, go enroll in Russian classes, come back after you've learned the language, and it still won't make any sense.