DON'T SLEEP At The Comedy Show!

Do NOT fall asleep at Mike E. Winfield's comedy show or he'll get at least 20 straight minutes of comedy out of your sleepin' ass. To be fair, Ruben deserves most of the credit for this video. He is a true comedy genius.

The 1998 Ford Expedition, what a car! I bet they won't sell many after potential customers see this though! Don't worry, three of those people were crash-test dummies.

Here you go, you animal humping, scum sniffing, lazy, yellow-bellied, fart eating fucktard, some of the greatest insults the movie world has ever heard. Watch, memorise, insult. Easy.

This trolldad has four little kids - he seems to wear a Batman mask all day, trolling his family and filming it all so he can upload it to Vine for the megalolz—they call him... BatDad! And he is the most hilarious dad ever.

This guy tries to kick his dog into a lake but loses his balance and falls off his rock into the water.

Prepare to be totally shocked! A restaurant in Japan fries the body of a fish in oil but keeps the head out so that the fish is alive when it is served to its customers. I dunno if i could stomach eating this - WTF!!?

Suffice to say if you're partially sighted and are averse to bumps, bruises and hilarious crashes, it would probably be unwise to take up BMXing through forests on your weekends. This guy has SERIOUS determination.

It's true what they say, size DOES matter and in this case it's just one inch. This kid faceplants hard into the edge of a curb after coming up just short on a fence jump.

What happens when a pair of nightmare inducing good-time gals go out on the town? Well, it's very noisy, nail-on-a-blackboard irritating and it ends with a scene that will scare you to the core of your being.

As much as I hate free running I actually feel a tiny bit of sadness for these urban extreme dweebs - Although im sure after a couple more watches it'll transcend into pure and unadulterated 100% LOL!

If there was a prize for the most awesome use of the Source Filmmaker tool, I think this guy would have just won it. If singing and dancing old-timey head-crabs don't do it for you then I don't know what will.