Song For Ulvaak

Quite clearly the best she-nerd song rendition of a poem about Dungeons & Dragons you will see today. Seriously. If you see a better one in the next 24 hours I'll give you my lucky D20 and the underpants I stole from Gary Gygax.

You aint had a proper adrenalin rush until you jump a quad bike off a cliff and do a back flip lazyboy !

Nothing will make you feel better about yourself and generally better about everything than watching other people do completely stupid stuff and it all get caught on camera—it's the greatest tonic ever.

An abandoned, poorly dog, living on a trash pile and covered in mange and parasites, suffering from malnutrition and in a terrible state is rescued, nurtured back to health. *sniff*

Playing Battlefield 3 is fun. Sometimes a little more fun than playing a video game should be. Welcome to the world of trolling, rage quits and epic lols at the expense of others. Welcome to Operation Douchebag! LOLOLOLOL!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the internet, the harbinger of the death of pop music releases another single to make you want to slice off your ears with a broken CD before destroying your music collection.

I'm not sure what he's playing but by god he's loving it. It's probably taking him back to the good old days when him and his buddies were gunning down japs or germans or whoever it was they were fighting.

More animated atrocities from the weird and warped mind of Cyriak. These ones are made from cute fluffy kittens so they're not as scary as they could be. If Cyriak ever makes a horror movie though it'll be freaking terrifying.

If you think that kids shows can't be good you've probably never watched Spongebob Squarepants. They can be good. They can be AWESOME. This clip is probably the coolest kids show that ever (never?) was.

A skater steps out of the way of a speeding car at the last moment but his board isn't so lucky.

Unless you're into Czech comedies, you've probably never seen Muzi v Nadeji. After seeing how this smoking hottie ties back her auburn locks though, you may take a sudden interest in foreign cinema...