"But I Don't Want To Turn Black!"

Kids are so trusting they will believe anything you tell them. Even if you tell them that they turn black on their fourth birthday. It seems the biggest issue is not being able to ride her bicycle. WTF!?!

If it's too loud, you're too cold. Any moshers out there who think they are tough in a mosh pit, then try doing it in the Antarctic! Not a lot people know but penguins, they adore heavy metal music.

I have NO idea why watching other dudes get their family jewels destroyed is just so mesmerizing? I have a feeling that as long as it's not happening to you and someone else instead is SUCH a relief!?

If you thought that every last drop of delicious lulz had been squeezed from the World's Greatest Cry man, then prepare to be surprised. Sometimes all it takes is one simple idea to turn a tired old meme into fresh lulz.

After complaining to the arcade manager a game stole his quarter this kid turns around and breaks his nose on a glass door. Karma is a biatch!

How hard can it be to grab hold of the end of a piece of rope that's tied to a tree & swing down a slight incline. Too hard for this poor girl - Cue the inevitable rewinds in slow-mo & make with the lolz. Pain-tastic!

A guide for cats who want to walk their pet human in the easiest and most effective manner. This is the only way that a cat would be willing to go for a walk with a human; if it was clear to all that the cat was in charge.

Before he punched Snooki on Jersey Shore, Brad Ferro got his clock cleaned in an amateur cage match. He got 'snookied' before the term was invented.

Prepare to die of awkwardness, as a guy takes to the street to approach other guys and ask if they want to go on a date—and the reactions aren't too bad, except for a couple of homophobes who don't take to kindly to it.

This guy is intentionally going out of his way to look awkward and be terrible at chatting up the ladies. Somehow though he still manages to get digits offered to him. Maybe this is a viable pick-up technique?

There's a reason the Prometheus crew is so effective at dealing with aliens: good training! Here are all of the suicidally inquisitive Prometheus gang in one of their training sessions in the pre-prequel.