Welcome To Badass Biker Cinema

It's a decision none of us wan't to be presented with. A movie theater full of big, hairy, tattooed bikers and only two seats left. The only real question is; are you a man or just not that into the film?

This poor croc is experiencing some severe racial discrimination - Honestly, this walking handbag has every right to feel a little offended. He can't walk around any of the nicer neighborhoods without this happening!

It's like the three wolf moon t-shirt come to life, except replace one wolf with an iPad, let's say the other wolf got eaten by a Snorlax and the moon was shot from the sky by the howling cries of a wolf beast on crack.

This dude pours gasoline into a fish tank tosses a match into it and then drops a large piece of wood on top.

Whoops. A phone number on Chad Ochocinco's cereal boxes is supposed to connect callers to a Feed the Children line but instead connects them to a sex line. Coincidence? Chance? Mistake?

If dogs are man's best friend then this really isn't that unusual. But still! This trainer's use of CPR on this woman's dog is an amazing display of quick thinking that most likely saved this dog's life.

I hate to say it but even though mountain bikers are some of the gheyist people to have ever lived you can't help but respect what goes down in this video. Still wouldn't give them a lift on my bike thou.

These are great, they're like a holographic plasticine Itchy & Scratchy, I want them! I could invite my friends round to my place, we could get drunk and place bets on who's going to win!

Hey seagull, WELCOME TO AMERICA. This is what happens if you're a seagull that is trying to steal American freedoms by eating the food that people have left out for you. You get caught, held aloft and mocked.

When someone climbs out on a ledge with a baby, the Chinese authorities take no chances. They send in their best rappelling face kicking squad to kick heads first and ask questions later. Best. Job. Ever.

It’d be good if office photocopying was as light and airy as this. Ahh – just look at your stress, floating away in perfectly formed, soft shapes. This is what it would be like being God’s secretary.