Guy Slingshots Ball To His Face

Sometimes things don't quite go to plan. Or maybe they do? I wonder if he was figuring out a way to rapidly deploy balls to his face? Another item checked off his bucket list.

This Sea Lion does sit ups like Rocky training for a fight.... Actually it looks more like Steven Seagal training for a big meal.

Finally, an instructional video on how to twirl nipple tassels. Take to the streets and rejoice, spread the word, grab the tassels, disrobe, and start twirling like your want to take off and fly!

This party has it all going on, some real cool grooves, a hot tub, hot chicks, no doubt there's some chronic being toked up about the place. It's all good...until. Dayam Shorty's hair be catching fire! You will lol.

Tony acts a little more bossy than usual when he thinks his mic isn't on, and the whole news crew gets to hear his tirade about how they suck.

Guards aren't always the sharpest of intellects but this guy has good reason to be confused. Even if he had the brains of Einstein or Carol Vorderman he'd probably still be a little perplexed by the proceedings. LOL.

Girl can dance! Woo's crowd AND it looks like she's having a great time. - COOL

Every major film blockbuster needs a wailing baby. Fact. Where would the movie Titanic be without a crying baby interrupting the most famous piece of dialogue from it? Or for that matter, where would 300 be?

Possessed pets are really popular these days. The power of catnip compels you! The power of catnip compels you!

This is the sort of trick that if you did it in front of your really drunk friends they'd think you were some kind of god sent here from another galaxy to save mankind from corkscrews.

If you really want to celebrate in style, then the only way to uncork a bottle of Cristal is with a .50 caliber automatic. Sure it might be dangerous and completely unnecessary, but that's what makes it so special and, well, necessary.