Epic Dog Grooves With Owner

It's kinda sad when pets are actually waay cooler than their owners. You can just imagine the dog thinking "ok. now i've taught him to do that, i wonder if i can teach him to lick his own butt'. Awesome stuff.

We all love pizza & we all hate waiting for stuff, but jeez, no need to throw a complete strop out because it's taking a bit longer than usual. Maybe all that junk food is making her tetchy, she should try bean curd and salad instead.

London Mayor Borris Johnson give us the lowdown on the upcoming olympic events in the English capital. If you're not familiar with Cassetteboy, that's because he gets DMCA'd like crazy. Watch this now while you can!

You, too, can help prevent party fouls by performing this simple test on your friends. If you think about it you are actually doing them a favour by not letting them operate heavy machinery or drive a car. RIGHT!

Fetishes are getting weirder and weirder these days. This one is so weird that you could almost picture it appearing on daytime Japanese television in between shows about tentacles and oiled up schoolgirls.

Ok, so this fan-made tribute might me made out of toilet rolls and paper but that should not distract the ageless beauty of a classic cult film! The special effects might look crap but that's no reason to flush it down the toilet!

So your son’s on Xbox Live and you want him to come down and eat his dinner, but we all know it’s not as easy as just asking. As a responsible adult the best thing you can do is to shriek at him as loud as possible. Win.

If you have a near death experience then don't go telling your girl about it or your life could be over - WTF!?!

Michael Jackson impersonator, Gavin Jackson, showcases some of his finest work - GENIUS!

Caution: Genius at work here. A great clip of the late great comedian Patrice O'Neal quantifying the worth of caucasian females. The scary thing is that his logic is SO sound that it's scary.

The goal here is to climb to the top of the pole as it falls toward the other side of the lake. This guy looks like he makes it until his pole snaps sending him face first into the sand.