Battlefield 3 Panic Attack

When you turn around to see three heavily armed enemies, guns trained on you, there's only one thing you can do. Wait for the hail of bullets. Well, that and quickly ride your MAV to safety. God speed, brave sniper!

Remember. Always expect the unexpected. Face-down in a stack of donuts. I think that's how he'd always dreamed of going out. This was the last thing i expected to happen.

An exhaustive list of all the amazing and brand spanking new features that are being hurriedly squeezed into the latest iteration of the world's favorite soccer video game. The ridable horse sounds good, eh?

The light's right, the angle, the expression of the subject. But it's missing something. That drunken guy in the background ruining your shot. Well now comes a handy tool to shoop him in!

The Australian prime minster addresses the Mayan prophecy that is making everyone nervous about the 21st December and the world stopping from existing on that date. It turns out the world WILL end. Take it away PM…

As soon as you hear the cables snap, you definitely get a sinking feeling that something bad is about to happen - WHOOPS!

FitzThistleWits is back with another of his hilariously pointless video game reviews. This time he's playing the hour sapping Civilization 5 and as usual he's not exactly impressed with the game...

To advertise their rum they decided to do terrible things to a crocodile. For this they had to issue a formal apology. Then their apology needed apologising for. Stick to making the rum, eh guys?

Sorry, dude, but they clearly aren't into light-haired gay bears, best wait for the mens races you might have more luck then.

And some of the crowd are on the pitch! Some of the crowd who are part of the canine family, that is—and they look like they're having a fun time, in fact it's probably the best thing to happen to Turkish soccer in years.

Kids are so trusting they will believe anything you tell them. Even if you tell them that they turn black on their fourth birthday. It seems the biggest issue is not being able to ride her bicycle. WTF!?!