Clairvoyant Fail

I don't really put much stock in anything a clairvoyant says. If they're claiming supernatural powers, they're either mentally unstable or professional con artists. This guy feels the same way and proves it!

After tireless hours of research and patent litigation, Harvard engineers have finally completed the perfect nutshot apparatus. Great day for science.

One of the few ways to be a loser and a winner at the same time. It's kinda like being a breakdancing bin man or a call center worker who speaks only in iambic pentameter. Sure, it's cool, but your job still sucks.

Mirrors: Bad for ugly people's self-esteem for over 200,000 years. Calm down lady, it's not like you have never seen that face staring back at you before!

Have you ever seen a goldfish rapping to Chris Brown's "Look At Me Now"? If you have, then someone must be spiking your coffee, but if you haven't then take a look at this video and then you'll feel afterwards your life is complete.

With big responsibility comes BIG FAIL!, it's a law of the universe that cannot be changed - This is why you park your ride yourself instead of shelling out for the valet.

More animated atrocities from the weird and warped mind of Cyriak. These ones are made from cute fluffy kittens so they're not as scary as they could be. If Cyriak ever makes a horror movie though it'll be freaking terrifying.

This is one achievement to tell the grand kids, the time when grandma accomplished the mighty feat of drinking a beer bong while taking a pee. WTF!?!

Mister Weebl obviously has far too much time on his hands. He's only gone and crafted an audio-visual treat for your senses as a way to pay homage to the earthly delights embodied in teeny tiny onions. Bloody weirdo.

Even iPhone apps are trying to keep a brother down. Using the iPhone's cameras and advanced blackness detecting technology Siri can assess the user's ethnicity and tailor it's racism accordingly. Amazing.

Finally it's here, a fitness video that combines exercise and racism. So sign up today and get chased by a black man when you least expect it. You'll be fit in no time! Hawt & AWESOME!