Fitness Fails

People take personal fitness extremely seriously these days. Maybe a little too seriously. Not this lot though. It's hard to be serious while you're dropping a barbell on your throat or rolling around on a treadmill...

This 4 wheel drive beast can drive up & down this steep-ass set up like a boss, making it perfect for the school run & shopping at the mall. It's good to know it's true potential will be used fully :(

A professor has had enough of the two kids in the front row screwin' around and he whacks one of them so hard it knocks the kid off his chair.

Prepare to witness awesome. It's still in the early stages of development but they aren't that difficult to make. You simply attach some wheels and a scooter engine to a crate of beer.

Hammers, boxing gloves, a military attack, creepy dolls with fork hands, a car wash, magnets, fire, water, rabid dogs & god-knows what else? – it’s hardcore. WTF!!?

Let this be a warning for people who want to put pylons next to a graveyard. That energy could end up waking the dead. Zombies overtaking the earth is a scary prospect - Thank god for cops with guns.

The new innovation in getting fit & shaping up hits the gym, ok, it does look like you are indulging in a power-fap & maybe it is best not to do it around other guys, but hey, it's all in a good cause, right!?

She makes the Target chain a target. Took me hours to think of that. But that’s because I was out all night snorting hookers and eating cocaine. Which is exactly what this woman should’ve been doing!

Duct tape. It's EVEN MORE useful than you first thought. Not only can it be used to repai absolutely anything in just one or two strips, used for clothing and good for collecting lint, you can also open jars!

If they’re not trying to win the affections of a bridesmaid with their impressive equine transportation (a horse outside), then they’re wanting to fight a young lady’s father to show her how much they adore her.

Parking in Russia is very different than it is in the rest of the world. If this video is anything to go by, it involves a lot more rubbing up against other cars and a lot less actual parking.