Definition of "Douchebag"

This guy is doing his utmost to redefine the word douchebag. Not only is he pumped up on steroids and stroking his own ego but when it comes time to use his ridiculous muscles he resorts to camera tricks. GIGADOUCHE!

Language is a funny thing. All it takes is a slight mispronunciation of one word and an entire sentence can be rendered totally hilarious. If that sentence is used to teach the language then it's a joke that'll keep on giving!

One of the most painful broken leg videos I have seen in awhile. Two South African soccer players go after the ball and they both end up regretting the aftermath.

These kids perform an amazing mix of dancing and martial arts. Do not challenge these kids to a dance battle. Either they will win, or they will kick your butt and count it as a win anyway.

The filmmakers have called this "an analog film for the digital world." Isn't that sweet? What are they, Luddites? Get with the motherboard! We want to see augmented reality video-game real world metanarrative hybrids!

In no way is this guy creepy and in no way are his motives for wishing Japanese pop star Kashiyuka a happy birthday in any way questionable. Oh no wait, I meant the complete opposite of those things.

I have a sneaking suspicion that this video might have been overdubbed with a slightly embelished mousy howl. If animals really did make noises like this though I'd watch a lot more nature documentaries.

Jessie J is the latest victim of the trend for hilarious shred videos that turn music into sounds that are guaranteed to make your ears bleed.

A nutshot so painful that I'm afraid to watch it twice for fear of becoming sterile. For this dude life will never be the same again - OUCH!

When you stop fapping to it and take a moment to consider it, where would the internet be without the worth inclusion of man's favourite pursuit ?!

This guy gives it a go, but that’s not what’s most impressive about it, just wait until you hear the epic burp he releases after the challenge. Although it’s less of a burp and more like a killer whale’s mating call.