And God Said, 'Let There Be Beer!'

To quote that wise sage Homer Simpson, "Beer, the cause of, & solution to, all of life's little problems!" Where would we be without this nectar of the gods? Probably still married with a prosperous career!?

How much is too much, when it comes to hotties? It's a question that has troubled the mind of every red blooded man since the dawn of time - Only God knows the answer and he's keeping us guessing!

It's an important event in any young persons life that they try their hardest to get into college and do their best with their parents hard-earned cash. Not to study, but to have fun. And of course drink LOTS of beer. Lots.

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A perfect chance to look at pictures of divers and laugh your ass off at them afterwards. The expressions are a mix of concentration, physical strain and g-forces. Somehow, this never gets old.

She could be wearing a cabbage on her head and she'd still look smoking hot. In these shots she's wearing (I believe) a Skullcandy headset. If you spent more than half a second looking at the headset, you're probably a gay.

You can always tell who they are because luckily they'll have a tattoo that looks similar to one of these resting just above their buttocks. So if you get chatting to a hawt girl at the club, ask her to bend over before you get to the bedroom.

Some corrupted cartoon Disney characters guaranteed to ruin large parts of your childhood memories. Disney characters are such icons in our culture that any deviation from the norm induces intensive therapy.

Time to brush the cobwebs from your eyes and try and figure out what how the last 48hrs of your life left you in a state like this and the contemplation of work feels like a nightmare. Time for your LOLZ to ease the pain.

A random bunch of über-hot non-fishfaces that we can all agree are ball-achingly SUPER-HOT. Hotter than salsa dancing on the moon in an acrylic jumpsuit. Hotter than sitting on a barbecue dressed as Jabba the Hut. Etc.

It's always the same, isn't it, especially during the holiday season. You build up expectations in your head about how it will be and then the cold reality of 'how it really is' slaps you in the face. Sigh