Gator Girls!

There's no hotter football fans than the University of Florida fans! These girls love to show off their colors in a proud fashion! I obviously went to the wrong state for my education :(

It's a mystery how the ice doesn't melt and the hockey players stay focused on their game with hot girls like this skating around raising the temperature and causing mass distraction. I'd definitely puck any of them.

Your wedding is supposed to be one magical day to remember. I certainly wouldn't forget my wedding day if I had one like any of these! WTF?

From the looks on these kids faces you'd think their hair has feeling & they are about to be subjected to extreme torture! I guess the first time you have one it could be scary? Why do kids hate the barber so much?

Just like the world orbits around the sun and the seasons change, so do the days of the week eventually roll around to the dark winter of our discontent that is Monday. To help you pass through this difficult time we have laid on some LOLZ.

This guy takes photo-bombing to a whole new level! It just makes me wonder how he knows where to be all the time - WTF??

Sometimes our base animal instincts rise up out of nowhere and we behave like dogs sniffing around another canine's rear quarters, only humans are so much more evolved, so we just stare wide-eyed and drool!

Some of these are pure genius. How else can you get Mr. T doing phallic insertions into your PC?

Sometimes you go out & drink yourself into a tinsel strewn, bed-sh#tting, marker-ridden, man-hugging mess - They should show these to kindergarten kids to scare them senseless.

There are some things that are undeniably hot. These are not those. This is a collection of failed attempts to look arousing. A tutorial in the art of the turn off. If you want to know what unappealing looks like, look no further.

Here's something interesting to put in your house, a Tessla coil, just one tiny little mistake & it's crispy human time. Still, it does look kinda awesome so maybe it's worth taking a risk over? I would!