Incredible Sports Photography

With the right camera, a badass lens and some serious photography skills you can almost make golf look exciting. Impressive stuff. Apply that to a genuinely exciting sport and the pics are trouser moisteningly good.

Lets face it, they chew your furniture & shoes, attract dirt like they are magnetized, eat anything and throw up what doesn't seem to get digested and hump the leg of the person who will be the most offended. But. We love them more than words can say.

A full century of attractive pictures of ladies heralding from the 4 corners of the internets. Every single one is worthy of some serious mouth dribbling. Phew!

I would find more images, but I couldn't be bothered. I can't even be bothered to write this caption. I'll put the TV on, pass the remote and make us a sammich would you? Oh and grab my slippers and the duvet, I might have a nap.

These are one of our favourite types of galleries, featuring cute, girls with ample assets! Our only concern is that we never get asked why we won't look them in the eye. There's far too much else to be looking at!

If there is something else you'd feel comfortable with your girlfriend purring her hands all over besides you it'd have to be your guitar, two of the dearest things in your life that you love to cherish together. It's a perfect synergy.

People in Phucket seem to take great delight in stabbing stuff through their cheeks. Apparently their pain brings good luck to those that they pass as they walk around town, showing off their piercings. Weird.

What is it about cats that makes them so damn mellow? These cats just lay there as people place tons of inappropriate stuff on them. Are they stoned on catnip or something?

I don't care who you are, if you're bored of look at Kate Upton modelling underwear then you're bored of life. She's the hottest girl in the world right now and every picture of her deserves to be celebrated. Fact.

As the old saying goes, "you don't look at the mantel when you're poking the fire", if you did you might drop your stroke & run screaming into the night. I guess you could avoid the horror with a brown paper bag, or better yet, a Halloween mask :(

When the booty flakes are this big, two scoops is way more than the recommended daily allowance. Still, if you're into that sort of thing and don't mind living a little dangerously, fill your boots. There's plenty to go around!