Big Ass Animals

I've seen some oversize animals before but some of these are total nightmare fuel. A cricket that's big enough to chomp a whole carrot? A crab the size of a dustbin? Oh god. I think I just pooped a little.

Get it wrong and when your you mature into an adult people will question how you came to have some really unusual social problems when you are amongst your peers & friends.

Beaches are a great place to relax and unwind. Unless the beach in question is this beach. This beach has planes flying so low over it that the turbulence can cause serious physical harm. Not exactly relaxing, eh?

"Come to me my melancholy baby, Cuddle up and don't be blue - You know dear that I'm in lurve with you!" - Bing Crosby certainly knew what he was singing about , no wonder it was such a BIG hit - HUBBA!

What is it that makes certain female celebrities stick out from the crowd, they all seem to have something in common, but i just can't seem to put my finger on it is....I probably wouldn't be allowed to anyway.

Holding photographers hostage and demanding to be in in the shot, these terrorists are the worst kind of people. In fact, if it was these types that were being held and tortured in Guantanamo, nobody would mind in the slightest. FACT.

Life's a peach if she's got a behind you could rest your beverage on, but that would be the last thing i would be doing around these amicable-asseted angles. The perfect combination of slim frame and a unbelievably curvy booty.

This would definitely be top of my 'things to get before someone chews off my arm' essentials. I just got to get me one of these before the dead decide to rise, you can never be TOO prepared!

The key to looking classy & sexy in Russia seems to be to look like an oompa loompa and live in a town near chernobyl. Barbie cloning gone wrong. Nuclear devastation is the only answer for most of them!

It was a great New Years Eve party, wine, women & song flowed like it'd never end. Now there is the small problem about making it home, which sudddenly seems a looong way away, if you can still remember where it is?

A selection of Euro 2012's most visually appealing wives and girlfriends. If you're into gold digging airheads then soccer player's other halves very rarely disappoint. Enjoy!