Big Ass Animals

I've seen some oversize animals before but some of these are total nightmare fuel. A cricket that's big enough to chomp a whole carrot? A crab the size of a dustbin? Oh god. I think I just pooped a little.

Prepare for some epic FAIL-Tat-Stik permanent skin disasters! Every single one of these is craptastic & hugely regrettable in so many ways. Remember. A tattoo isn't just for life, it's for your friends to laugh at as well.

That swimsuit colour really brings out his eyes and compliments his Rubenesque body, one for the spank bank...But in all seriousness, let hope for the sake of all humanity he doesn't do Playboy.

If you've never been before then it'll take a little getting use to. It's commonly referred to as the festering poop-hole of the internet and while it may be offensive, it can also be utterly hilarious.

As the old saying goes, "you don't look at the mantel when you're poking the fire" - I guess you could avoid the horror with a brown paper bag, or better yet, a Halloween mask :(

The workplace is the perfect place to let loose a little bit of that rage inside you, but only in note form. We've all been wound up by those disappearing drinks and stolen mice. So use words & not bullets to hit back.

It's a strange item. One that evokes amusement wherever it goes. Perhaps it's the strange expression on it's face or perhaps it's just the general absurdity of the thing. Either way, it's awesome and I want one.

Learn the true meaning of humility when someone pwns your ass for it.

Before you all get carried away, either with excitement, anger, or fear, let us reassure you that these are most likely not the virgins you're looking for. But they should make you feel better about yourself. Unless you're one of them.

This is the trouble with modern consumer goods, you just can't fix them yourself. In the past when things were made from simpler materials like wood they were easy to fix. This is a tribute simpler times, before things like health & safety regulations

Craig Grant bought a tree farm far away from the city and turned it into a sanctuary for all the cats he has rescued. He lives there with the cats and provides lots of love, care and companionship.