Zipperfaces

It might not be the most original fancy dress costume, but it's pretty easy to put together and pretty damn effective. All you need is a face, a knife, some guts and a zipper to glue to your face afterwards. Enjoy!

She might not be the most curvaceous of actresses but there's definitely something about her. Maybe it's the posh British accent or maybe it's just her willingness to get all dressed up as a pirate. Who knows?

A lot of people go under the knife of a cosmetic surgeon but few of them will change their appearance as radically as this young woman. Now complete with huge lips, pointy ears and a split tongue she has changed. A LOT.

A dose of creative street art in the morning can really brighten your long & arduous trudge to wherever it is you need to be at 8am. If i saw any of these masterpieces though i'd probably take the day off.

The burning question here is "would you or wouldn't you?" Do you have the confidence to date a woman who could physically overpower you in any conceivable way possible? Put like that it doesn't sound too bad.

When adverts are too controversial to be shown in public then they have served a purpose beyond their remit and so they end up where these have gone, the graveyard of adverts. For shame.

She's so hawt the Sun asked her to help out heating planet Earth, but when she tried her giant moons created a cosmic event that resulted in the death of an ancient civilisation who gave birth to the human race.

You know how the rest of the song goes!I love the fact that whenever chicks gather together the temperature begins to soar and even the dullest of parties begins to kick off!

Not having 20:20 vision might be a disadvantage in some ways but it's won't stop you from being blazing hawt, as any of these optically impaired turbo babes will demonstrate. There really is something about a gal in glasses.

Lets face it, people are a very strange fruit, sure we are all prone to behavining as a norm in everyday situations, but change the background picture, or calmness into chaos and it seems like little changes.

Ahhh, irony, it's life's wonderful oxymoron full of poetic FAIL! What a boring place this planet would be without it. Also where would Alanis Morissette get at least 2 albums worth of song material from?