I Have No Idea...

Pets are good at certain things, like licking their crotches, shedding on your clothes and getting under your feet before you manage to reach the lightswitch, but ask then to fix your car and they're utterly useless.

This would definitely be top of my 'things to get before someone chews off my arm' essentials. I got to get me one of these before the dead decide to rise, you can never be TOO prepared for those flesh eating unwelcome visitors!

Japan. It's the land of the rising sun, tsunamis, nuclear power plant meltdowns, fallout and of course a culture that, well, is different than anywhere else on the planet, if you want to experience the surreal then this is the place to live. Cool.

Seven days in and look who turns up, yep, it's Monday - Back to remind you that all play and no work is not gonna be good mantra for the next five days. But don't despair, nothing lasts forever - Here's some pics to ease the pain.

Forget the American girl group and dance ensemble founded by choreographer Robin Antin, what you need is a Celeb Pussycat to keep you warm on those lonely cold evenings. Some of these pretties are well worth purring over!

Get ready for a collection of America-mocking image macros. If you're a humorless Amerifag then you'd better look away now as you're about to be characterized as fat and stupid by some LOL-inspiring imagery.

http://www.slackernetwork.com/Stunningly-Surreal-Portraits-With-Real-Animals-celeb1078.html

What if Marvel Superheroes sold out to corporate sponsors? Well, aside from Wolverine making enough dough to coat his adamantium skeleton in a blinging diamonds, they would probably all look like this...

Stop your grinning and drop your linen and prepare for a total babe-fest overload! You can never have too many fine females to drool over, get ready for some seriously awesome babe appreciation material!

Unless you just happen to be an extremely fortunate man this is probably not what your girlfriend does when she has all her cute female friends round. Still, there's no harm in dreaming, if you need me, I'll be in my bunk.

A delightful collection of birds in hats. And before you say it, yes, I know they are photoshopped and you can tell by the pixels!