Terrible Taxidermy

Dead animals stuffed with sand is kind of a grim concept. I don't know who came up with it but I'll wager they wet the bed well into their twenties. Strangely enough taxidermy actually gets better, the worse it gets. Observe;

Come on, have a little think about it, you don't really like those girls in films & magazines who have been airbrushed & retouched SO much that they probably don't exist! What you REALLY want is a girl-next-door type who really does live next door!

Sometimes our base animal instincts rise up out of nowhere and we behave like dogs sniffing around another canine's rear quarters, only humans are so much more evolved, so we just stare wide-eyed and drool!

There comes a point in every mans life when trying to stay in shape is an uphill struggle and you might as well just give in to the Gut. If you're going to grow your own then it might as well be one that's big enough to rest a pint on!

Girls & guns, what better combo could there possibly be?. Not that it matters, there's something about a woman with a weapon, it instantly gives her attitude despite the fact she doesn't know how to take the safety off.

Partying is fine but unless you're partying hard there's really no point. It's like they always say: If you're not absolutely bombed then you might as well not exist. Everyone here knows that & follows that mantra to the letter.

I never really understood the whole point of Twitter until I saw some of these Tweet-ettes. All you need to do to really get the most out of this social networking platform is follow some luscious ladies who like to flaunt their feathers.

If the subways around here were even a fraction of how cool this is, no one would mind taking it! Even graffiti artists would probably not touch it. It is truly impressive.

Lets face it, the odds are that everyone of us has a crappy day from time to time, but a truly epic scale day ruiner is something that is too good not to share. Every pic in this gallery would ruin your day, week and year.

Where would we be without our butts? Our trousers wouldn't stay up so well and sitting down wouldn't be as fun, if we didn't have them galleries like this would be impossible. So, release your inner baboon and enjoy some butts.

Kate Upton models some rather fetching beachwear. I have no idea why and nor do I care. Maybe it's her own line of bikinis, maybe it someone elses' or maybe she's just on holiday and feeling a bit indecisive.