If Your Dog Could Text...

Let's say your beloved mutt managed to grow some thumbs and was able to use a cellphone—it would probably be a very bad thing because you'd end up getting texts like this ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME.

Ow. It hurts just looking at these scorched bodies, what's wrong with them? They're either on a death wish or they just don't get that big, bright burning yellow orb in the sky that we orbit around. It gives off heat as well as light :(

This has to be the most pimped out version of monopoly ever crafted by human hands. Wooden board, property cards and pieces all inlaid with mother of pearl and sparkly stones. It won't stop the arguments though...

She's so hawt the Sun asked her to help out heating planet Earth, but when she tried her giant moons created a cosmic event that resulted in the death of an ancient civilisation who gave birth to the human race.

A full century of attractive pictures of ladies heralding from the 4 corners of the internets. Every single one is worthy of some serious mouth dribbling. Phew!

If you think about it cute chicks are like the MSG for hawt entertainment, add a little and you have something that is waay more addictive than before - Have a look at what's on the menu tonight.

How do you make some of the most famous entertainers look like your average Oklahoman? Well, actually it's not as hard as you think it would be, just a change of clothes and a new hairdo and your there. Kind of.

If you're a fan of women that lead the cheer then you'll not be disappointed here - If you're not then i suggest you take a look. These are some of the finest women to ever shake their pom-poms while spelling out words.

Oh for those bygone days when everything was simple and internet was young. If you were a kid in the 80's or 90's, prepare to experience some extreme nostalgia. You might not know all of them, but you're bound to know at least one.

With the UK government & press issuing photofits of the culprits, celebs hide in fear. Not content with fame & fortume these celebrities have taken to the streets to steal sneakers, cell phones & set fire to cop cars.

Dressing up like characters from Manga, comic books and tv series might sound lame and that's because it is. But when attractive ladies do it though, it's awesome. This rule applies to pretty much everything in life.